If you’re worried your house smells bad due to pets, cooking habits, old water damage, or anything else, boy do I have the solution for you! I’m about to reveal how you can know for a FACT that your house smells clean and looks immaculate.
Every Host’s Worst Nightmare.
What could be worse than having to wonder if something is making your house smell like a gym sock? Your friends and guests might even be talking about it behind your back. Just imagine the blast of rotten air that may be greeting them every time you open the door.
If You’re Thinking It, It’s Probably True.
Allow me to read your mind. Every so often you catch a whiff of pet urine or something sour in your house, don’t you? Then the thoughts start to creep in… “Does my house…stink?” If you have to ask, the answer is probably YES. And if you notice a slight whiff, you can bet it’s clobbering your guests over the head.
Your Friends Are Too Nice To Be Honest, But I’ll Be Brutal.
Let’s be honest. None of your friends would ever be brazen enough to tell you that your house smells like a petting zoo. Unfortunately, THEY are the ones who would know best, because YOU are too used to your own house! Thankfully, there is a solution…ME. I’m willing to risk being slapped in the face by looking you in the eye and saying “Ma’am, this place smells like a high school locker room”. It’s my burden to bear because I know how to fix odor problems, and I’m about to share my secrets with you.
Science And Chemistry Trump The Nose.
It’s time to reclaim control over your house, and I can help you. I know how to isolate, extract, and eliminate every last vestige of smelliness. My knowledge, super-advanced chemistry, and scientific equipment will permanently vanquish foul odors from your home. I can give you a plan in writing that is guaranteed to work. I just need to be able to see what I’m up against first…
Get A Complimentary “Judgement Free” Odor Inspection.
Stop worrying if your house smells. It is so easy to just let me swing by and test it for you. I have instruments that you never even knew existed which can tell for sure if there’s a problem. And if there is, I’ll tell you how to fix it–guaranteed. Look, I don’t care if your house smells. I’m not going to judge you or make fun of you. I just want to fix it. Your guests will thank you.
Call Now To Schedule Your FREE Comprehensive Odor Inspection. Normally A $150 Value!
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